My dudes, an anus isn’t something you pry open.
Tell your friends sing it to the skies: it’s wrong. I remember the first time I came across a fanfic sex scene patterned that way, went, “uh, not how it normally works, but okay,” and then suddenly it was everywhere. The most important thing he says, if you take nothing else away from reading that, is that the “one finger/ two finger/ three fingers/ DICK” model is wrong wrong wrong. XD (And also one of my Craig-writing friend’s finest moments.) So strap in for – My contribution to the smut talk behind the cut. Required reading, friends! So you don’t screw it up if you’re writing fanfic – and so you can suffer along with me if you’re reading it.
Haha, so I’ve been saying I’m going to write something like this forever, and then yesterday my housemate found that someone beat me to it.
